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The ‘are you a dickhead’ quiz?
Where do you fall on the scale?
Here’s a quiz to see how much of a dick you are. On their own, some of these aren’t that bad but cumulatively I think they make the ultimate asshole.
They’re simple yes or no answers and a diagram to explain it for your simple menz brains below. Each ‘yes’ adds one point.
1: Are the things you say often deliberately controversial?
2: Do you make shit jokes about vegetarians that weren’t even funny 10 years ago?
3: Do you rely on the women in your life for emotional support that you wouldn’t with the male counterparts you know?
4: Do you often start explaining things to people (particularly women) without gauging their level of expertise first (or even despite knowing that this IS their area of expertise or job)?
6: Do you make a point of talking about how good you are in bed?
7: Do you go asleep without checking if your partner has also orgasmed?
8: Do you offer unsolicited advice?
9: Do you believe it’s weak for men to cry?
10: Have you ever referred to yourself as ‘woke’?
11: Do you diminish people’s looks, personality, or intellect?
