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Repurposing words and making up new phrases
You heard it here first people; I’m a massive trendsetter.
OK, so I spend a lot of my time daydreaming. Also, I wanted to post something amusing for a change — or at least something that I find amusing.
Here is a list of words and phrases that I think should be used if they aren’t already:
‘Mind deaf’
When you cannot hear your own thoughts because someone is talking too much — usually a child or drunk person.
‘My head was wrecked because he just wouldn’t shut up. I went completely mind deaf.’
‘Dipster’
An accidental older hipster who doesn’t think they’re a hipster but totally look like one and are a dick.
‘Did you see him vaping outside the vegan restaurant talking about wind energy?’
‘What a dipster.’
‘Bastard’
A person who sits on the outside of the seat on a bus and/or has their bag still up on the seat when the bus is full.
‘There were loads of bastards on the bus today, and I couldn’t get a seat.’
‘Interferon’
A person who likes to interfere with whatever you are doing because they seem to think you can’t do anything correctly.
