I am gross, but he still loves me.

My gross story of Christmas cheer (it’s about poop)

(I swear he’s real)

I thought it would be best to segway into the Christmas season with a little more upbeat tale. Next week I will catch a flight to follow my boyfriend to Spain for a few weeks, and I’m really excited. He left here a couple of weeks ago to visit his family, staying in his own house, and this time I have finally decided (restrictions allowing) to go.

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Caroline Egan

Nerdy, freelance writer, feminist, horror/sci-fi enthusiast, mother, big child. Support me and become a member here: https://eganc3.medium.com/membership