How to Avoid Spontaneous Combustion

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1: Not everyone feels the same way you do about things — we're all different — so don't assume that everyone will have the same priorities as you.

2: If you're bursting for a wee walk in backward to the bathroom. Open your trousers before you even look at the toilet to avoid your bladder getting excited and wetting yourself.