Do these 75 things just exist to confuse and anger me?

An annoyed rambling list

1. Non-alcoholic beer
2. People making people dance at large social gatherings
3. Couples putting their hands into back pockets on each other’s jeans
4. Crotchless knickers
5. Men making a point of saying they get off on giving women pleasure like it’s a fucking novelty or badge of honour
6. Crocs
7. Seinfeld
8. The way make-up companies have yet to invent an eyeshadow that has an unbreakable lid on it, so as to avoid it exploding in your bag.
9. People repeatedly pressing buttons on lifts and pedestrian crossings as if that will make anything happen faster.
10. Fake tan.
11. People repeating the same phrase over and over despite you not understanding it like you’ll suddenly get what they’re saying.
12. How Nickelback are famous.
13. People getting angry with you for you getting angry with them.
14. How you’re supposed to be able to afford to live in Dublin.
15. People who kiss with their eyes open.
16. Why people give out to parents or give them scaldy looks when their children are crying.