PinnedHow to Avoid Spontaneous Combustion1: Not everyone feels the same way you do about things — we're all different — so don't assume that everyone will have the same priorities as you. 2: If you're bursting for a wee walk in backward to the bathroom. Open your trousers before you even look at the…Lists4 min read
Mar 23I’m not rude I swearBut engaging can be draining Again, I haven’t been the best at replying and engaging with comments recently — to be honest, I haven’t been the best at writing regularly either. Life does get in the way sometimes, and if you’ve read any of my other articles, you’ll see that…Feminism3 min read
Mar 22How women in the UK started to learn about birth control.And how it may have may be about eugenics. Birth Control after WWI In 1918 in Britain, Marie Stopes released Married Love: A Contribution to the Solution of Sex Difficulties which, according to Karen Chow, 'bemoans a silence on sexual matters so profound that even doctors and educated people misrepresented…Feminism4 min read
Mar 22The ‘are you a dickhead’ quiz?Where do you fall on the scale? Here’s a quiz to see how much of a dick you are. On their own, some of these aren’t that bad but cumulatively I think they make the ultimate asshole. They’re simple yes or no answers and a diagram to explain it for…Quiz4 min read
Mar 21I am at the start of a mid-life crisis(It’s also the reason I haven’t been writing as much) I turn 40 next month. I even remember years ago when my son was born thinking that this was a terrifying age. I mean I would be so ancient, right? My life would be mostly over. Perhaps this is the…Feminism3 min read
Mar 2These stories deserve a little more love(Or perhaps they really do suck) Recently, on my Medium adventure (so kitsch, I know), I have been messing around with my work to attempt to get more reads. Initially, when I started putting effort into it, I actually started to accumulate a reasonable amount of reads. …Medium3 min read
Mar 1[the day the fifty euro note went on fire on a candle haiku]fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. (This really happened, and I was broke and ended up having to bring it to the bank. It was salvageable but looked ridiculous, and honestly I was surprised they took it) And now…Poetry1 min read
Feb 28I write crap poetry now[clicks fingers]Poetry1 min readPhoto by Radu Florin on UnsplashI write crap poetry now----4
Feb 27How I adapted to lockdownAnd what skills I learned from it for ‘normal’ life In a way, I was made for a lockdown — I’m chubby, so I can last ages even if there were a food shortage, I worked from home at the time, and I enjoy my own company. …Lockdown8 min read
Feb 26I have a proposition for youWould you like to make sweet beautiful writing together? Hello fiends, friends, enemies, and past lovers, I’m organizing a short story collection on the rough theme of ‘watching’ (title to be announced). I’m looking for about 10 fiction pieces from a variety of writers to join in this pool. I…Writing Prompts2 min read