40 Things You’ll Probably Have by 40

I’m nearly 40 and honestly, I’m just comfortable. I’m still like a child but don’t have the energy.

Here’s my list of what you’ll probably have by the time you’re 40. Embrace it.

• Debt
• A tea towel that you actively hate
• A drawer filled with wires
• Lower tolerance for alcohol
• Clicking knees
• A love for cooking/baking shows or murder documentaries
• The beginning of crow’s feet
• A mindset that you are really in your twenties until you hang out with someone in their actual twenties.
• Nose hair
• Confusion regarding Tik Tok
• Certain foods that give you diarrhea, but you eat them anyway
• Persistent ringing in your ears
• A love of pyjamas
• An inability to sleep for a long time because you have to pee every few hours
• A favorite plate or knife.
• A collection of takeaway menus
• Comfortable shoes
• Perpetual exhaustion
• Sadness when you’re awake at sunrise
• Reading glasses